This is White Stallion-day!

First there was a party.



Then I fell.


But in the end I got laid :)

DVDA

I am as of now officially a believer. It can actually be done! For a very long time I couldn't imagine how this problem could be solved. Impossible! I said. But the local think tank accepted the mission to provide a solution for this ancient equation. And they delivered. Wonderful!














(purple = female)

Gratz GF!

Hey babe! Even though you just got a little bit older (and wiser) you're still my hot young vixen and your sweetness remains unmatched. Being a poor old bum I have failed to give you the fancy gifts you deserve, but know this - some day, when I'm rich and own half of the goddamn world I'll buy us a fucking island (that I don't already own, cause that wouldn't make any sense) where we can go and live like dirty cavemen and do dirty caveman stuff all day long. Deal?

Chuck the nunchuck, chuckers!

How many nunchucks can a chucker chuck, motherchucker?

I concur to the statements in mr. AFK's latest post! It is pretty obvious that the wii-controller looks nothing like a nunchuck. The Wii remote alone should simply be refered to as 'the remote'. The analog stick appendage should perhaps be called 'the analog stick', or 'anal-stick' for short. These two components in combination could perhaps be called 'the flail' because of the somewhat closer resemblance.













An alternative could be 'The dildo', because of further resemblance and functionality. Besides, they both run on AA-batteries.













Conclusion: Rechargeable dildos is the next big thing!

MEC bows before an epic supreme

The author of A Red Letter Blog turned 24 today. This is why the company of legends gathered yesterday to celebrate the occasion. At midnight we were already over served and ready to hit tha club. By that time there was no more waiting, no turning back and no time to lose. The hour of his 24th year had come.

Rumor has is it, that a once tidy shoe had been completely dominated by a cascade of rejected gloegg early this morning...

Hat's off for you, old warrior.

Author's pick

I was introduced to some quality material today. So this is me sharing.

Check this: Get Your girl into Video Games in Seven Steps

and this: Spelbloggen (For those of you who understand swedish)

Enjoy.

Old news

Due to recent happenings of extraordinary magnificence I have taken some time off from blogging. But now I'm back with a quickie for ya. So here's a brief list of obvious, yet very important stuff.

Numero Uno:
Gears of War delivers! It even surpasses its own hype. Cliffy B's chocolate and peanut butter dream came true.

Numero Dos:
Gogol Bordello - Damn good show! The gypsy punks really bring it on stage. Now I know what real punk is supposed to feel like.

Numero Tres:
Tenacious D's latest record, the pick of destiny, is real smooth in the ear canal. Fuckin' tasty!

Ass-less underwear amaze cat

One dark and misty night, when autumn had laid its wet blanket of decomposing leaves upon the land, a man suffered from a terrible fit of timestopping boredom. He was bored to the point where he no longer saw the need for the backside of his underwear - So he tore them asunder!




















And the cat was utterly amazed.