A late summer sneeze-fart

As I slowly approach the completion of project Pimp-my-blog, I realize that i'm very far off from the visual experience I had pictured in my mind. Ass.

I trashed it.

Nevertheless, my brain - a trusty companion of mine, has been working on a side-project. Which in retrospect might be the reason why the blog graphics are inconsistent with the mental image we developed just a couple of months ago. Distraction, people! The opposite of focus. He (the brain) has been working on what he calls "chat lingo and emote theories". To make it scientific, we developed a generalization of how people use laughter in their online text conversations. Of course we excluded "lol", "rofl" and so on. Those are just retarded. Instead we chose to focus on those non-abbreviated, verbose kinds of online laughter; like "hehe". The goal was to discover the meaning behind the different kinds of laughter, to reach inside the remote users' brains and read between the lines of their quirky little expressions. After weeks of contemplating peoples' internet chatting behavior, we've come to the following conclusions:

hehe - "You're a nut and you scare me."
haha - "You are funny, funny-strange, so i'm not actually laughing."
hahaha - "It's late and we/you/me are drunk."
HAHAHA - "I'm actually laughing, 'cause i haven't left my computer for 48 hours. Pain."

Feel free to use this summary as a guide whenever you encounter a laugher... er... rer.