Beating off, off beat and drunk

I am of course as happy about the Wii as everyone else. It's cool and all and supposedly a gaming revolution, yadda yadda. No doubt.

But some ppl are treating it like it's the fucking second coming of christ. There's an unbelievable amount of ass-monkeys out there so hyped up on every single feature of this console that they are about done and ready to bend over and have a rough threesome with the Mario Brothers, just to catch a glimpse.

Those poor fuckers must have desperately been begging the old plummers to pull out -realizing it wasn't love, they just wanted one thing- when they saw this!