What's with the turds, Dice?

By now, most of you have already played the Battlefield 2142 demo. This article will help you figure out what you really think about the game.

As usual there was a lot of hyping going on at E3, Dice with BF 2142 was no exception. Some of you probably bought the hype, swallowed it, digested it, pooped it out and ate it again. With that said you're probably the disappointed bunch. The rest of you probably were tempted to suck that hype-tit, but didn't. Because you realized that BF2142 was just going to be a BF2 mod with a couple a of new features and hopefully a heap of bug fixes. Nothing more. You people are those who still can indulge in the well-mannered frivolity of this futuristic war for territory.

For those of you in doubt: The new sci-fi setting is pretty solid, not the dorky ass-fiend laser bonanza crap that sometimes finds it's way to the store shelves. And btw, Titan mode is a pleasant new game mode.

As you may know, Titan mode is about destroying the opposing team's mothership. And everything would be just dandy if the Titan health bars didn't look like they came from a stool sample.

Perhaps the makers of the Turd Twister will acknowledge this opportunity to make a new cool template, "The Titan Turd".