My Evil Cyborg

12.12.06

Chuck the nunchuck, chuckers!

How many nunchucks can a chucker chuck, motherchucker?

I concur to the statements in mr. AFK's latest post! It is pretty obvious that the wii-controller looks nothing like a nunchuck. The Wii remote alone should simply be refered to as 'the remote'. The analog stick appendage should perhaps be called 'the analog stick', or 'anal-stick' for short. These two components in combination could perhaps be called 'the flail' because of the somewhat closer resemblance.













An alternative could be 'The dildo', because of further resemblance and functionality. Besides, they both run on AA-batteries.













Conclusion: Rechargeable dildos is the next big thing!

3 Comments:

At 9:57 PM, Blogger barger said...

our professor abbreviates analog as anal. its scary, especially when it's time to abbreviate "analog to digital" (anal to dig). plz sir don't pick me for your excavations... i can't say i know where i'm going with this comment

 
At 10:04 PM, Blogger Dawg /afk said...

yes, a point well taken young MecChuck. Should sign up with the rechargeable dildo idea to Venture Cup ;D

 
At 11:32 PM, Blogger My Evil Cyborg said...

The thought actually crossed my mind :D Imagine winning the contest and being there on the stage to receive the prize from those Venture Cup babes, who might be the future consumers of your product. Will they be able to look you in the eye as they hand over that great big check? Those dirty sluts...

 

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