Gratz GF!

Hey babe! Even though you just got a little bit older (and wiser) you're still my hot young vixen and your sweetness remains unmatched. Being a poor old bum I have failed to give you the fancy gifts you deserve, but know this - some day, when I'm rich and own half of the goddamn world I'll buy us a fucking island (that I don't already own, cause that wouldn't make any sense) where we can go and live like dirty cavemen and do dirty caveman stuff all day long. Deal?